Sam, the Wise choice for Constable
"There's some good in this world ... and it's worth fighting for."
"There's some good in this world ... and it's worth fighting for."
I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late (when possible). I do not travel much.
Read MoreEvery person should enjoy a minimum of six meals per day, if you can get them: Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Supper.
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Homes should be built into the hillside, in order to take advantage of natural insulation of the earth and reduce the amount of energy we use for cooling and heating
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"Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to."
"I can't carry it for you. But I can carry you!"
"I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest".
Commander in the Battle of Bywater, Scourge of the Shire
"Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a Stew"
“I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.”
“Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.' You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam.”
"Sam is an excellent fellow, and would jump down a dragon’s throat to save you, if he did not trip over his own feet."
| Event | Meal | Time | Location |
|---|---|---|---|
| Town Hall | Breakfast | 7 a.m. | Bag End |
| Fundraiser | Second Breakfast | 9 a.m. | The Watermill |
| Rally | Elevenses | 11 a.m. | The Party Tree |
| Lunch in the Garden | Luncheon | 1 p.m. | Bagshot Row |
| Reading to the Children | Afternoon Tea | 3 p.m. | Old Stump |
| Local Outreach | Dinner | 6 p.m. | The Prancing Pony |
| Pints with Sam | Supper | 9 p.m. | Green Dragon Inn |
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Smeagol Posted on September 19, 2020
Hobbits always so polite, yes! O nice hobbits! Smeagol brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Tired he is, thirsty he is, yes thirsty; and he guides them and he searches for paths, and they saw sneak, sneak. Very nice friends, O yes my precious, very nice.
Gollum Posted on September 20, 2020
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Smeagol Posted on September 21, 2020
Master would never hurts us. The hobbitsis are our friends!
Gollum Posted on September 21, 2020
You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.
Smeagol Posted on September 21, 2020
Not listening. I'm not listening.